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Friday, November 2, 2012

Jacked - Why 911 Registered With Me


It's amazing what you find on the Web these days. You can literately piece together a timeline of your life, put it together and you can end up with a virtual Autobiography. I don't even know how I stumbled on this article, but somehow I did. Once upon a time in May of 1989 I took a flight home with my team after wrapping up a week at a national tournament in Tyler, Tx. An hour before the flight we were gorging on chicken fried steaks, 2+ hours after the flight we were over the straits of Florida sweating and shitting it out.

I don't really know if I can compare what those poor passengers felt on the hijacked planes during 911 with my own experience on this flight, but I'm sure there were a few things that raced through their minds. Here were mine:

  • Please, I don't care if you shoot and put holes into the plane. Just don't shoot the pilot.
  • This real life drama is nothing like the movies
  • I actually don't mind if we land in Cuba, I just don't want to crash in shark infested waters
  • I sat way back at the end of the plane. I really didn't see much of the hijacker let alone the gun.
  • I don't recall any mention during the flight of running out of fuel, only later after we landed. If I had known this, I would have really shit out that chicken fried steak in bucket loads.
  • Why the fuck is it called a 'starter pistol'?



No, I didn't see my life flash before my eyes. There really wasn't much drama, I'm even sad to say I wasn't a hero in my own story like I usually am. There was a worry though that I haven't quite experienced since. This was a decade before we knew what real terrorists were capable of. Had this happened today with a suicide bomber, or in Europe or the Middle East, I doubt I'd be alive writing about it.




When I arrived home after a 2 hour delay, my folks picked me up at the airport. Driving home they asked me what the delay was all about. I made up some BS story. We went to eat at a Flanagans to celebrate the awesome time I had in Texas. There were TV screens everywhere with the hijacking on the news. I watched my folks reaction never uttering a word. I barely touched the rack of baby back ribs on my plate. My folks immediately knew this was unusual because I eat the bones off the ribs when I'm normal. When they asked me if I was ok and why I wasnt eating I just remember saying: “I'm just glad to be home, I guess I just had too many nuts on the plane, get me a doggybag and I'll nuke and eat it later” To this day they never knew I was on a hijacked plane, So if anyone ever wondered why the flights of 911 affected me. I can only say I have my reasons.